Notes from the Candy Store

Hello world.

It’s been a whole four weeks, of utter male beauty in sunny South Africa. Though you wouldn’t think it with all the depressed people running around recently.

First and foremost, Congratulations to Spain! For reaching top honours in football history. Thank you for bestowing us with your beauty!
This World cup has been a shocking! First because of all the unlikely teams to have been kicked out so early and second because I enjoyed it so!

Of all the fans, the Mexicans rock the hardest. So I’d like to say to Hector, Alejandro, Fernando, Ricardo and Moises (who is actually from Honduras but it’s all good), that I miss you all terribly!! I had so much fun, and I didn’t even go to a game, which I completely regret! But it was just not in my destiny.

But that did not stop me from spotting the hottest up-and-coming-half-naked-soccer players-that-will-make-lots-of-money-selling-perfume-one-day. Also known as if-I-could-have-four-husbands-this-is-who-they-would-be:

Number 1:

Abdelkader Ghezzal - Algeria

Number 2:

Gerard Piqué - Spain

Number 3:

Kevin Prince - Ghana

Number 4:

Lukas Podolski - Germany

Don't ask me who they play for outside of the world cup. I don't know, don't care. All I know is I'm willing to move to any country they want (**,)

Welcome to the Candy Store

I would like to just say Welcome to all the eye candy that has landed. I am loving the world cup fever going on right now an. But if I never hear the worlds 2010 World Cup South Africa again, I won’t be sad.

My prediction of the winner is really just based on two things. First - sexy players and second - patriotism. Which means, that I think South Africa is going to win, and if they don’t then the team that has the best looking players will.

In South Africa, Lance Davids is my eye Candy…

There has been all this worry from team USA about getting to South Africa safely. To the extent that they landed, trained…and nobody really even knew…or is it that people just don’t care? I don’t know but, even though I don’t want to admit it, they might just be the team that people need to look out for. I mean look at the skipper…

mmm…well let the games begin, the shirts be taken off and thighs be shown off.

Feel it…its here?

Don’t mind if I do ;D